William Paul Jones is a fearsome, elemental concoction of machismo and concrete, emotionally sensitive and bred for intense post-modernism. He holds degrees in film, theater, and television from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (a place that he is forbidden from ever returning), and splits his money-making time evenly between script consulting, magazine writing, and daring heists. His once and future pursuits include, guitar serenading, soccer commentating, acting, teaching, and generally being cool. Clearly, he is not to be trusted. His professionalism is outdone only by his sex appeal.