I am awesome. I currently write weekly columns for three different online blogs which people love and can't live without. I have a double bachelors degrees in both political science and English, two of the most useless degrees to have unless you are a lawyer or an English teacher.
Despite the uselessness of my college education, I am pretty good with words, which makes me excellent with sentences, and phenomenal with paragraphs. If you hire me, you'll like the work that I do. You might even get a lifelong friend out of the deal. Think about that. We could go fishing together and make smores when the sun goes down. Just a thought.
Anyway give me a holler, I am exceptional with deadlines and love to write so it's kinda like a win win for you.
Thanks for reading you anonymous genius you,